SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
home. puking in laundry basket.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I believe in your delicious
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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