Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
This is my gift to your gina
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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