We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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