If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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