I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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