forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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