And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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