hell yes lets make some ravioli
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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