Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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