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I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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