Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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