OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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