idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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