Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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