another moral hangover. fuck.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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