Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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