i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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