Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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