He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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