Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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