i permit you to call me
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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