Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
