she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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