As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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