Nicole vs. Life
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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