Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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