I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Floor bacon is actually really good
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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