I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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