First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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