I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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