Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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