So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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