Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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