i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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