Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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