We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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