Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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