belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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