You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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