He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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