on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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