She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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