Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
