And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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