my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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