no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
