every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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