Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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