Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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