just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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