I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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